Shiver Me Timbers!

Ahoy! Me hearty.

Aye, are ye ready to be speakin like a buccanneer? Today be national talk like a pirate day.

Avast ye landlubber and demand ye speak like ye pirate or walk the plank to Davy Jones' Locker ye be goin'.

Don't be a squiffy, don't be actin' like no sprog....

I be off fur some Grog.

Yo-ho-ho!