Why do I do Shorinji Kempo?

Why do I do Kempo? ’taint no mystery
Need to have a good medical history
My physio told me Kempo is great
Help them blood cells circulate
Good for the lungs, great for the ticker
There ain’t nothin getcha in better shape quicker
Feels so healthy feels so sweet
Rotating my hips, moving my feet
Panting like a shire horse, sweating up a storm
Keeps me youthful, keeps me loose
Tightens my tummy and shrinks my caboose
Beats being sluggish, beats being lazy
Why do I do Kempo? Maybe I’m crazy!