Ahoy! Me hearty.
Aye, are ye ready to be speakin like a buccanneer? Today be national talk like a pirate day.
Avast ye landlubber and demand ye speak like ye pirate or walk the plank to Davy Jones' Locker ye be goin'.
Don't be a squiffy, don't be actin' like no sprog....
I be off fur some Grog.